07.05.05
Weirdly fascinating.
Is it wrong that I think the creepiest part is that her arms aren’t a normal length. That and they’re not the same length.
Martha Stewart’s Prison Name: …
WRAL.com - Irresistible Headlines - Martha Stewart’s Prison Name: M. Diddy:
“She also revealed her prison nickname: ‘M. Diddy.’”
Things I didn’t need to know.
07.02.05
Sci Fi Wire — The News Service of the Sci Fi Channel
Sci Fi Wire — The News Service of the Sci Fi Channel:
“…Otto Really Pregnant”
I’m preggers? I thought I just ate too much.
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Man Pulled From Women’s Outhouse Tank
WRAL.com - News - Man Pulled From Women’s Outhouse Tank:
“A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women’s toilet that was filled with human waste.”
Eww.
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06.20.05
I don’t know this guy.
And I’m glad for that.
He was in front of a urinal, Mr. Willie in one hand, Treo in the other. Apparently trying to send a text message. He then hovers awkwardly while he allows his companion to start washing his hands before barraging him with post-pee questions. The funniest part? He let his phone keep going off even when he had both hands free to deal with it.
I guaran-fucking-tee that one of two things is true:
- It’s not that important, it can wait 15 seconds for you to shake it off and wash your hands.
- It’s so world-coming-to-an-end important that you can hold it until it can wait the 15 seconds for you to shake it off and wash your hands.
I’m not sure which is worse, this guy or the guy (who I do know, but won’t name) whom I saw eating an apple while using the urinal. At least he waited until he was finished eating before washing his hands. *shudder*
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06.17.05
No morning wood for you!
Wired News: Sex Tech Conquers Nasty Past:
“One contraption encircles the penis and attaches to the pubic hair with little clamps. If an erection occurs during the night, the clamps pull the hair, which wakes the wearer so he can make sure he doesn’t ejaculate.”
Owie.
06.14.05
No late fees my ass.
I’m watching a blockbuster commercial right now. They’re touting the new “no late fees” aspect of their system. I hadn’t seen the fine print before now.
At participating stores only. Rental product kept more than 7 days after the due date is converted to a sale.
And the next little bit…
Sale may be reversed by returning the product within 30 days of the sale date and paying a $1.25 restocking fee.
What, exactly makes a “restocking fee” different from a “late fee”? Not to mention the $20 odd they charge you for the DVD itself.
06.13.05
So much music, so little time…
6261 songs in my iTunes library. 3936 (62%) never played. That’s slightly misleading since I’ve listened to most of them at one time or another, just not so that iTunes could count it. Plus I lost my play counts when I got my laptop and re-imported everything.
Still, lots to listen to.
Winnie From ‘Wonder Years’ Shows Her Sexy Side
WRAL.com - Entertainment - Winnie From ‘Wonder Years’ Shows Her Sexy Side
The 13 year old in me is having fits right now.