08.16.05
Intelligent. Falling.
The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory:
“According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God’s Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.”
I love the Onion.