06.20.05

I don’t know this guy.

Posted in Turds at 12:56 pm

And I’m glad for that.

He was in front of a urinal, Mr. Willie in one hand, Treo in the other. Apparently trying to send a text message. He then hovers awkwardly while he allows his companion to start washing his hands before barraging him with post-pee questions. The funniest part? He let his phone keep going off even when he had both hands free to deal with it.

I guaran-fucking-tee that one of two things is true:

  1. It’s not that important, it can wait 15 seconds for you to shake it off and wash your hands.
  2. It’s so world-coming-to-an-end important that you can hold it until it can wait the 15 seconds for you to shake it off and wash your hands.

I’m not sure which is worse, this guy or the guy (who I do know, but won’t name) whom I saw eating an apple while using the urinal. At least he waited until he was finished eating before washing his hands. *shudder*

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